Image jokes

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.

Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.

"Come on, take the camera!"

"Isn't it clear?"

"Well, look!"

Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!

If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!

Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.

You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.

I'm not sure, but the image doesn't contain text. Without the text, I cannot extract joke information.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Biggest joke?

[Image of Zac Efron]

How do computers get drunk?

They take a screenshot.

I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)

My wife is like a mirror.

I can never look at it.