Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Mirrors canβt talk; itβs sad that they canβt laugh at you!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I donβt think itβs that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
me imaging how batman hairline looks like nobody: me:his hairline kinda do looks like a batman symbol
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
Hereβs a joke, go look in a mirror
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
If you want a joke look at your self in the mirror !
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
Send toe pics lol :)
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute π βΊ π π π β¨ π
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
