Image jokes
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.