Image jokes

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

Your hairline is an artificial fact.

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.

Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.

Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.

What’s a selfie of an orphan called?

Family picture.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.

Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.

Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.

I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?

Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.