Image jokes

Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"

"Come on, take the camera!"

"Isn't it clear?"

"Well, look!"

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.

Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.

A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.

I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)

Your hairline is an artificial fact.

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.

I took a plane to go see my hairline.