Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. you don't. You have a father figure
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
a capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Image you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
me imaging how batman hairline looks like nobody: me:his hairline kinda do looks like a batman symbol
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍 I can't help it images look crazy vut oil is soooooo cute
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
My brother when he sees a girl.
What do you call an orphan’s picture
a family foto
me after taco bell: go to: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FFiftyFifty%2Fcomments%2Facev8x%2F5050_nsfw_a_broken_toilet_with_shit_in_it_sfw_a%2F&psig=AOvVaw2cq_Jn7duRarhyGHIoYLqC&ust=1634828579833000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAgQjRxqFwoTCOjf0Peg2fMCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
Mirrors can’t talk, it’s sad that it can’t laugh at you!
