Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
Image Jokes
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter βOβ.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and itβs still printing.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute π βΊ π π π β¨ π
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!