Im related to diarrhea it runs in my geans
little johnny was late to class the teacher ask him where was he little johnny said i was on top of marry hill the a kid comes late to class and also said he was on marry hill then a little girl thats about 4 or 5 comes in the teacher ask who are you she said IM MARRY HILL
Dad:im dying Son:hi dying, im [name] Dad:really, now is not the time Son:im sorry Dad:hi sorry im dad (dies)
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want to hear a joke about construction sorry im still working on it
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Principal: You're being bad im gonna need to call your parents! Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?
He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-
Oh Wait
YOU FOOL-
(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.
Im not chef but boyardees days getting harder and harder to get through
before i die ima ask to be cremated. then ima eat a buncha popcorn kernels. then ill die, and get cremated. BOOM! im popcorn.
Whats the difference between me and a bus?
Im not on fire...
anyone want to eat me up im in that kind of mood right now
Dr Suess Dark jokes HEY THERE LITTLE MISTER IM DATING YOUR SISTER!!!
My sister said to roast her bit my mom said im not allowed to burn trash
wanna hear a joke ? no IM already looking at one
im 50% human so that 50% stupid is 100% u
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bro living is so expensive and im not even having fun doing it or getting my moneys worth
The Emo Kid Said I Wanna Die But The Quiet Kid Said Nah Im Go Die Myself Bye
