If jokes
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
Even if there were no gravity, I would still fall for you...
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
Like if you know what ashes are.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.