If jokes
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.