If jokes
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)