If jokes
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
Memes
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!