If jokes

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

EVERYONE:

"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"

DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DABDAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB.

If you like penis.

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?

If O2 is H2O, what is F?

It is H2O too; F is water as well.

If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?

Meatcanyon.

(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yull.

Yull who?

You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.