If jokes

If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.

If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.

How do you know if a rapper's broke?

When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.

If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.

If you're American coming into the bathroom,

And you're American coming out of the bathroom,

What are you in the bathroom?

European.

If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)

I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.

If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?

Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?

It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?

DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DABDAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB.

If you like penis.