If jokes
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.