If jokes

What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?

You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!

Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

Read the directions.

1. Type how she makes you feel.

2. Type how you would fuck her.

3. Any type of sex is aloud.

4. Remember to send pics as well.

5. Enjoy.

Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...

An abortion.

So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?

"I look like an umbrella."

If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!

Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

If you are homeless, get a home.

What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

I would too if my name was Braille.

If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?