If jokes
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.