If jokes

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!

What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?

They will TRAIN together.

Why is it so hard to tame a dog?

Because it's unTRAINable!

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."

Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.

What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?

I would leave them hanging.

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

If O2 is H2O, what is F?

It is H2O too; F is water as well.

What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?

Meatcanyon.

(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?

It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yull.

Yull who?

You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Esteban.

Esteban who?

If you do not open the door, Esteban you!