If jokes
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
me after curfew
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.