If jokes

If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?

How do you know if a rapist loves you?

He will rape you many times.

Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.

I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.

Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!

If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.

If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?

Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.

If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.

What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.

How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?

Your dog is gone. ;)

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?

If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.

If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

What do birds and children have in common?

If you shoot them, they die.

If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.

I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.

Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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