If jokes
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.
(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”