If jokes

Man

    • A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."

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    • Mama

    • Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

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    • Shark

    • If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

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    • If memes

    Number

    • If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

    Bus Driver

    • I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.

    I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!

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    • Orphan

    • If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

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    • Terrorist

    • I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

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    • Orphan

    • Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

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    • Man

    • What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸

    cock teaser

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