If jokes
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.
(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.