If jokes

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

1+1=3

If you don't use a condom.

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?

LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.

(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?

None of them. Immigration service is.

If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.

Bf: Hey, what ya doing?

Gf: Just lying in bed.

Bf: Just lying in bed?

Gf: And eating cereal.

Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?

Gf: Eat my cereal.

Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.

Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.

One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.

During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?

If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?

The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.

Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”

If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?

Toast is like parents.

If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.

There are some questionable candies out there, such as:

"All I want is a good Blow Pop."

"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."

"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."

"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."

"Or adopt Three Musketeers."

"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."

Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!

Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!

Kenya stop smiling and start dying!

Tenya, why are you so mean!

Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!

Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!

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