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Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"

One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.

If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.

Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.

So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."

"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."

I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.

Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.

Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE

Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!

Click the 👍 if you hate school.

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?

As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).

P.S. I have no friends.

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.