If jokes

If you are homeless, get a home.

If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.

If you are poor, get money.

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

Are you still a virgin?

If you do IT

With no one?

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.