Identity jokes

What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?

A finger-gun👉👌

My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.

What’s an emo's favorite game?

The emo within.

I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

Lions = gay pride.

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

What does an orphan call a family picture?

A selfie.

How does the non binary kill white en Amy?

They/them.

What do you call a gay person on fire?

LGBBQ

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.

Are you bisexual...

Or are you hellosexual?

What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

What do you call a shadow?

Tyrone, don’t be a coon!

What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."

What's a lesbian's favorite candy?

Licorice.

What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?

A biplane.