Identity jokes
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Kade
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Soy un chacho.
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
Everyone reading this is gay!
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
I hate life, and I'm gay.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
I am no longer anonymous.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.