Identity jokes

What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait/A selfie.

Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A: A family picture.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.

What did Grant say? "I'm gay."

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

I am a joke.

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?

Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?

Because they were triplets!

What is a selfie of an orphan called?

A family photo.

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

Stephanie is my name.