Identity jokes
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
I am a joke.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
Memes
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
I'm emo, by the way.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Stephanie is my name.
I love my name.