Identity jokes
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Memes
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Stephanie is my name.
I love my name.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
Ur mom gay.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
You're gay.
If you read this.