Identity jokes
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
Memes
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Lions = gay pride.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Ur mom gay.