Identity jokes

You're gay.

Why does God hate me?

Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.

Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.

Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.

What do gay horses say?

"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

E.T. eventually went home!

When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.

Lol, mum's gay.

Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|

A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."

When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."

Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"

Son:...... um

What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?

A dick.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.

Why can't an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.

Mathew is gay. Clap.

Your nan is gay.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

I'm so emo, my blood is black.