Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
I left my Avatar at home today.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.
Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."
So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
I'm Gay
i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.
But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.
What is your name? My ankle is named? Samantha
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian don’t bother me none babe Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine! “hol up”
