I love my name.
Identity Jokes
Myself.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
You're gay.
If you read this.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"
Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
My name is what orphans can never have.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
