Identity jokes
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
I am a joke.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
I'm emo, by the way.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.