Identity jokes
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Memes
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Stephanie is my name.
I love my name.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
Ur mom gay.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
You're gay.
If you read this.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.