A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
I never knew what my dad's job was.
One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
I'm the joke.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
My face.
