Identity jokes

What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!

How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?

They slash them.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait/A selfie.

Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A: A family picture.

I am cool.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

What is a selfie of an orphan called?

A family photo.

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?

Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?

Because they were triplets!

What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.

Ur mom gay.

Stephanie is my name.