Identity jokes
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Lions = gay pride.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.