Identity jokes

What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?

A finger-gun👉👌

Ur mom gay.

Stephanie is my name.

I love my name.

Myself.

We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.

"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?

About 3 years.

Michael saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and asked her why she did that. Mommy said she was a good girl. Michael Joseph Jackson asked, "Can I be a good girl and kiss Santa Claus?" Mommy replied, "When you grow up to be a rich white woman." And now, we know the rest of the story.

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

You're gay.

If you read this.

The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.

All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"

Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your brother is gay, and so are you.