Identity jokes
I hate life, and I'm gay.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.
Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Little Johnny is gay.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.