Identity jokes
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
I'm Batman.
Gay
Boy
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
You a cunt.
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.
After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."
So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."
Gay air.
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.
DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.
MOM: No, you're not.
My name is Big Dick.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.