Identity jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.
Yes, this joke is stolen.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Why are you gay?
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
You are gay.
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
I'm Batman.
Gay
Boy
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What has two names and one big home?
A person.