Identity jokes

What has two names and one big home?

A person.

If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

What is your name?

My ankle is named Samantha.

Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?

A: Because it tasted like shit.

You a cunt.

We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.

I thought I showed a lot of balls.

Who are you?

Oh, I'm an orphan!

Oh... bye! :/

So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.

After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."

So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."

Gay air.

Girls with the name Beoni are white.

MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.

DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.

MOM: No, you're not.

My name is Big Dick.

What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?

One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.

What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: I don't know anymore.

All of us.

You gay.

I'm a turd.

What do you say to someone's mom?

"You mom gay."