Identity jokes
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
nOnBiNaRy TrAsH
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
Kasper is gay.
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
John
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
I love my name.
Stephanie is my name.