Identity jokes
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
nOnBiNaRy TrAsH
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
Kasper is gay.
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
John
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
I love my name.
Stephanie is my name.
You're gay.
If you read this.