Identity jokes
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
John
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
I love my name.
Stephanie is my name.
You're gay.
If you read this.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.
Yes, this joke is stolen.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Why are you gay?
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
You are gay.
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!