Identity jokes
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Hi, I'm a name.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Dan is very, very bent.
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.