Identity jokes
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
I'm gay.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Dario is gay.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks, "Hey, if I can make you laugh, I don’t have to pay." The girl in the window says, "Okay." The guy says, "A little boy named Timmy lost his arms." The girl says, "Oh no!" The guy says, "And his dad left him when he was 4." The girl says, "Uhh yeah." The guy says, "Okay, I guess I’ll be paying then." The girl asks, "Okay, and what name will that be under?" The guy says, "Timmy, I’m Timmy."
You're gay, Amon.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.