Identity jokes

Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.

Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?

Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.

Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?

Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.

LOL xD

So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?

Bully: You are a piece of shit.

Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.

My name is Gunter.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: ....ur parents.

I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.

Everyone reading this is gay!

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

What does a transgender call his/her parent?

Transparent.

Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?

Answer: European (You're-a-peein')

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.

Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

Dad: "Yes, we arson."

What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."

My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.

It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

I wish I could kill my family, but you realize you're an orphan.

I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?

Transparent.

What do you call a lesbian? Me.

What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?