Identity jokes
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.
Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."