Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
Identity Jokes
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.
Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
Kroll es heterosexual.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
My name is what orphans can never have.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
