In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
Identity Jokes
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
When I was a kid, my hamster died, so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death, too.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
Who am I?
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
