Identity jokes
I'm gay and an orphan.
Little Johnny is gay.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?