Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom... ... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
