Identity

Identity jokes

It's really funny, read through everything slowly.

Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.

I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."

How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?

A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.

Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?

He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!