Identity jokes

How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

That shit was trash. You can't handle me.

Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

My name says it all.

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Gay.

Gay who?

You're gay.

"My name is Dezz."

"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!

It's really funny, read through everything slowly.

Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.

I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."

Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.

Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?

A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.

Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."

Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?

He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.