What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Identity Jokes
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
I am cool.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
