Hygiene jokes

I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.

Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?

So they don't whistle on the way down!

You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh

Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!

What is the point of buttchins?

To catch flies.

Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.

A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"

Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.

Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

Toilet paper cried across the road.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger-licking good.

What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?

Cosmic Brownies.

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.

Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.

Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.

Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????