If you drink hand sanitizer, does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
