Hygiene jokes
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.