How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Hygiene Jokes
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
