Wow aiden maybe you been mean to Tenya she is hurting close to killing her self but hey I can pick your ass since ya know that is what I do!
rapist: rape doesnt hurt anybody victim:
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd
guess what, shroud is back on wje, idk why, but he is....................
What hurts the most?đš
A. Breaking up before chewing
B. Breaking up after chewing . đđđđ
Me and Rose Bushes have something in common mangled,can hurt,red, and people only like one part
Last night I had sex and she said stop talking about shit omg and I made her scream so loud she said her balls Hurt...
My teacher said, ĚWords don Ět hurt! Ě So I threw my dictionary at her.
Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
i got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit that needle hurt.
My nuts hurt if you pull them I will scream
My nuts tickle scratch them and I wonât like you no more
katgod can you get you gf shes messing with me and im gonna hurt soon
Donât suicide! Please donât, itâs horrible and you will hurt so many people that love you. Thatâs why no one will be hurt.
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterwords
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most? A sandyhook
Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
Superman was bored and wanted to go out, he called all his super friends but they were all busy. He even calls Louis but it's her time of the month. He flies to the liquor store and buy some beer and gets drunk. As has flying he sees wonder woman naked on top of the roof, he starts thinking 'I will fly down.......and have sex with her sooooo fast "BURP" that she WON'T know what happen. "HICKUP" He flies to her faster than a speed of light BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG and flies away with a smile he passes out and crashed into a wall. Wonder woman jumps up and screams 'WHAT WAS THAT........ the invisible man appears holding his butt and he gets off on wonder woman and says 'I dont know but my butt hurts real bad'.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
If your butt hurts real bad put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
