I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
Hunger Jokes
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
So, three guys are walking down the street together and decide to go rob a bank.
The first one goes for the richest man in the city’s vault but can’t open it easily and is caught and sent to death in jail for robbing the richest man.
The second one goes for his uncle's vault because screw that son of a b***h; he’s rich, why does he need all the money? But his uncle was unfortunately at the vault that day and snapped his nephew's neck.
The third one went for his ex’s vault and thought, “Well, that b***h can suck my d**k; she’s so poor anyway, who would care if I take all her money so she dies of hunger and dehydration and homelessness?” So he managed to get into her vault easily because it wasn’t heavily locked and took all her money. The next day, the third guy's ex showed up to his house and said, “I’m gonna f*****g murder you,” so she shot him dead and got her money from his house.
In hell, the three guys see each other and explain what happened. The third guy did and then asked, “You know, I don’t get it. If the richest guys are heavily guarded but already have so much money in their house, why does it need to be heavily guarded? I don’t understand why the poorer aren’t heavily guarded when they are so poor they need the money.” And the first guy said, “B***h, I don’t know, maybe the bank tellers think poor people should suck it and just die already.”
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.