Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Your mama is so fat. She went on a diet and solved world hunger.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch the hunger games the Africans live it
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
