Hunger

Hunger jokes

Son: What's for dinner tonight?

Mom: Steak!

Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?

Mom: HUNGER!

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?

Because they can't have homemade meals.

What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?

Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.