Hunger jokes

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!

Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?

Answer: Hungary

Why did your friend eat the burger?

Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!

Not really. He was just hungry.

One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.

Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!

This ain't your mama's monologue.

At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.

I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.

Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.

I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A starving homeless kid asks me for food.

I said, "sorry, my plate is full."

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Don't worry, neither have they.

Why will we never get hungry in the desert?

We have lots of sand-which's.

I adopted a dog. It's gone now.

At least homeless people in China are not starving.

When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"

What happens when a clock is hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

What does a clock do when he's still hungry?

He goes back "four" seconds!

Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!

Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!