Hunger jokes

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.

"Moo!" says the second.