Humor
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Is sex a joke? Because I don't get it.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.