Hitler

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

Yolk

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

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  • Chicken

    Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.

    I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.

    Kid

    Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!

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  • Child

    What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?

    My penis.

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  • Skeleton

    Two skeleton brothers are talking.

    1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"

    2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"

    Baby

    How to make a baby make funny faces?

    Put it feet first in a blender.

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  • Tumor

    The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."

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  • Vampire

    What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

    Same time next month?

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  • Guy

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.