Humor
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.