My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Humor
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Orange you glad to see me?
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
There was a family, the father's name was Mad, the mother is Brain, the brother's name is Nobody and the sister's name is Everybody.
One day, Nobody killed Everybody, and the father ran to the police's office and screamed, "NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODY!!!!!"
"Sir, are you okay?" The police asked.
"I said, NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODYYYYY!!!!!" The father yelled even louder.
"Are you mad?" The police asked.
"Yes, because my name is Mad!" The father exclaimed.
"Where's your brain?" Asked the police.
"At home because my wife name is Brain," the father said. The police fell down due to the confusion.