Humor

Do you know 6+3?

Other person: Nine.

Nein is no in German.

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit!"

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.

Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣

The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.

Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.

in (DYM 95)

*fart* 👀 Oops!

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

AOT > ur fav anime.

I would tell a scoliosis joke.

But that would be completely out of line.

I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.

There was a man named Matt that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, "I am here to tell you my sins." He was all for it and said, "Go ahead."

Matt, "Father, last night I almost cheated on my wife."

Priest, "How so?"

Matt, "We were together naked, but we didn't do anything, just rubbed each other, that's all."

Priest, "RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! For your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box!"

Matt, "Okay, I promise not to see her again."

Then Matt walks out the door.

Priest, "Hey! I saw you! You didn't put any money in the donation box!!"

Matt, "Yes I did. I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in."

Can you guys check out my joke, please?

What do you call a person in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.

My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.

SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!

I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.

What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.

Good (DYM 92).