Humans jokes
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.
The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.