Humans Jokes

Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled. The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring

What do you call New York City? A human Zoo

What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.

Why don't humans eat raw meat, because they use technology to cry about raw meet is good, go and leave bro, I'm going to ear sushi

What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none you can eat both.

What is King kong FOR dinner? Humans

Please dont make a joke about me im just a human

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

im a human

What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?

Once there was a woman who had a husband and a dog, the husband dies. The dog would always sleep under the bed and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down and the dog would like it to say she/he was alright. One night it was thunder storming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does he/she likes her hand.

Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap. But the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.

On the mirror it said, "Humans can like too", in the dogs blood.

This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!

Once upon a time a donkey was in the jungle suddenly he found a lion costume and then wore it then he walks around the forest and then every animal was scared of him then he got to city every human was away from him and he was chasing them when he was chasing his owner he brayed and then he figured out that this is not an real lion and then he told everybody about it then he berated up his donkey