Humans jokes
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.