Hows jokes
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.