Hows jokes
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
How to not exist: Kys.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.