Hows jokes

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?

A: All the rice is gone.

How do you anger a democrat?

Don't tell him the truth.

How to not exist: Kys.

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

How are orphans like broken pencils?

Neither of them have points.

Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

How do you know if an Asian is a failure?

Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

How do you call a cute door?

A-door-able.

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

How do you get a depressed person to jump?

Put them on a bridge.