Hows jokes
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
Memes
How i feel when...
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.