Hows jokes

My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

How does cheese rat cheese?

It cheeses.

How does a tree access the internet?

By logging in and branching out!

How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?

They slash them.

How do rabbits travel?

By hareplane.

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."

How do you call a cute door?

A-door-able.

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.

"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?

You get a good connection.

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?

He starts to quiver! ;)

Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.

Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.

How are corpses like pools?

Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.