Hows jokes
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Memes
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.