Hows jokes
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.
Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.