When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Hows Jokes
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!
Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!
The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
