Hows jokes
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Memes
You are the special
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!