Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story? - Juans upon a time
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.
How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso(t)
How do s’mores communicate?
On insta-graham
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother? Look, Ma, no hands!
How to get rid of your depression: 1. Stop self pittying 2. Realize you can't 3. Fucking deal with it Your welcome
Bro never learned how to play jenga 🙄
How old are 911 victims ? There toddlers here come the airplane!
id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything or she just wasn't there
How did Stephan Hawking die? His core I5 Overheated. XD
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
How did Jesus become self sovern? He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
How do you know when it's bed time in Netherland?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill? She was to used to grabbing the tip.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
