When you see an orphanage bully remind them that no matter how powerful they are they will never be as strong as their dad's..... Oh wait they don't have a dad
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How do rabbits trave?
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How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? It’s either one or the udder
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple you don't.
2 men walk into a bar no clue how they didn't see it
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic where yesterday's meat is todays treat. How may I be of service?
How are orphans like broken pencils? Neither of them have points.
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My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house. So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard, one said “ what tree?” I replied “you’ll know when you get here”
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf he said on a special website
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth? You get a good connection
Me:knock knock Bestie:whos there? Me:ben Bestie:ben dover? Me:no ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx Bestie:omg how did i forget hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category, it makes them go red.
How does cheese rat cheese ?
It cheese
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared? He starts to quiver! ;)
