Hows jokes
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.
How many are hungry?
A. 10
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
How do you make a fruit punch?
You give it a pair of boxing gloves.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!