Hows jokes
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Memes
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?