Hows jokes
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.