How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
how does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy
Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
How to tell your kid he's adopted: Son, I'm a virgin.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up? You Tell them its a leap of faith
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler
How much did the haulla-cost
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A:How do you breathe through that little thing?
2 friends are talking and the one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The Friend says, "I was in my car."
How do emos propose
Would you like to join my family tree
