Hows jokes
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
How do you see past that forehead?
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."