Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 woman what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said how the fuck did you get in here? 😂😂😂
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
How did helen kellers parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about