How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
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How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 woman what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said how the fuck did you get in here? 😂😂😂
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How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
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How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what's so sad and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's head before they died". I replied "probably a bullet", she gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent's heads", I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
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A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. -- She was eaten by a giant crab.
