Hows jokes
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
I think
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat.
Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.
Two friends are talking and one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The friend says, "I was in my car."
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.