Hows jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
How it used to be
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"