Hows jokes
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What's the time?
How would I know?
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.