The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare
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What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler
How much did the haulla-cost
How do emos propose
Would you like to join my family tree
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
2 friends are talking and the one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The Friend says, "I was in my car."
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim...... Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we..... Me: nope. My deprssion: *says really fast*:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I'll always be here for you.
So I had a friend who was an orphan and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the s out!
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
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My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are a fine African meal." then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, "what poor taste?"
