Hows

Hows jokes

Homework

Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon.

Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat.

Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.

Orphan

So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.

Man

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

Hitler

What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?

How much did the haulla-cost?

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  • Emo

    How do emos propose?

    "Would you like to join my family tree?"

    Maria

    Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

    Elephant

    Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

    A: How do you breathe through that little thing?

    Feminist

    A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

    Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

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  • Ex

    Two friends are talking and one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The friend says, "I was in my car."

    Life

    I asked my mum why sheโ€™s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.

    Brojob

    How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?

    The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.

    Pedophile

    A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

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  • Depression

    Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.

    My depression: hey, what's up!

    Me: go away.

    My depression: well how rude.

    Me: ๐Ÿ™„.

    My depression: remember that one time......

    Me: no, don't even.

    My depression: that we.....

    Me: nope.

    My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.

    Me: ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ.

    My depression: ๐Ÿ˜‰ don't worry I'll always be here for you.