Hows jokes
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
Memes
Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat.
Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.
Two friends are talking and one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The friend says, "I was in my car."
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.