Hows jokes
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"