Hows jokes
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment.
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole, it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*