Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.