Hows jokes
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
How do you tell a child they have cancer? With a smile on your face.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?
They're my friends.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.