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If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?

How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.

How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.