Hows jokes
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Memes
"but age is just a number" 🤣
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.