me: calls suicide hotline hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum
if you know you know
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
how to solve world hunger and over population?
cannabalism
It funny how you feel so alone with depression and yet once you tell people on some random website so may people relate unfortunately it doesn't stop the loneliness
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
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How did you dad come back with the milk- the Milky Way
Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
How much women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading
How does the Next Train Stop for a depressive Person? Death
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day." Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
Aids
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS
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